19 Vintage Thanksgiving Sides Nobody Admits to Loving but the Bowl Is Always Empty
Every Thanksgiving host has a quiet fear: what if my sides get the eye roll? Fluff salad, funeral potatoes, and green bean casserole sound old-fashioned, so it’s tempting to swap them for something that photographs better.
Here’s the funny part: people tease these dishes out loud and finish them in silence. My kids ask for the cranberry fluff before they even sit down, and that tells me more than any joke does.
Consider this your permission slip. These 19 vintage sides, from sweet noodle kugel to baked beans with apples to my husband’s grandmother Beatrice’s pickled beets, get teased a lot and finished every time. Put one on the table, then watch the bowl.

Gluten-Free Carrot Soufflé

Carrots for dessert? Almost. This soufflé is soft, fluffy, and lightly spiced, so it works as a side or a sweet finish. Baking powder gives it lift, gluten-free flour holds it together, and on Passover I swap the flour for potato starch.
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Creamy Mashed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes rarely get the credit, and I think that’s unfair. Russets boil soft and whip up fluffy with warm butter and heavy cream, which leaves plenty of room for gravy.
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Carrot Raisin Salad

Picnic tables saw plenty of carrot raisin salad long before Thanksgiving did. It’s a retro BBQ side, and its sweetness fits right in next to turkey and gravy.
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Apple Pie Baked Beans

Baked beans with apples in them? I’d taste before judging. Bacon and molasses give the navy beans a sweet, smoky pull, and diced apples make the pot thick and a little like pie. Spoon some next to the turkey, and the plate feels less heavy.
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Green Bean Casserole

Green bean casserole takes the most teasing at the table, and the crunchy top is why it still gets passed around. Green beans and mushrooms sit in a creamy sauce, and people know it by that crunch.
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Creamed Corn

Homemade creamed corn makes the canned kind taste sad. Sweet corn cooks right in butter, cream, and a splash of milk until it turns thick, so there’s no can in sight.
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Broccoli Rice Casserole

At least this cheesy side has some green in it. Broccoli and rice bake in a homemade cheddar and cream cheese sauce, no canned soup needed, and it all comes together in about 45 minutes.
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Beatrice’s Icelandic Pickled Beets

Beatrice was my husband’s grandmother, and her Icelandic pickled beets taste like beets, loud and proud, with just enough sweetness and a little tang. I adapted her recipe slightly so it’s safe for canning, and I shared her original too, loose measurements and all. Beets are the side plenty of people claim they’ll skip.
Get the Recipe: Beatrice’s Icelandic Pickled Beets
Cheesy Funeral Potatoes

Funeral potatoes have a gloomy name and a crowd-friendly reputation. Cheesy hash browns bake under buttered cornflakes, and that crunchy top is the first thing people dig for.
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Sweet Noodle Kugel with Cognac-Soaked Raisins

Counter space fills up with kids eager to stir this sweet noodle kugel, and I get why. Egg noodles meet a sweet cottage cheese mix and cognac-soaked raisins, then bake into a spiced pan that could pass as a side or a dessert. Give it 10 minutes to rest before you cut it.
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Creamed Spinach

Order creamed spinach at a steakhouse, and no one blinks, so why not at Thanksgiving? Fresh spinach cooks down into a creamy garlic-and-Parmesan sauce that’s smooth enough to eat with a spoon.
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Sweet Potato Casserole With Marshmallows and Pecans

Marshmallows on sweet potatoes still raise eyebrows, and the dish still goes fast. Mashed sweet potatoes with brown sugar, toasted marshmallows, and crunchy pecans make a sweet side that nearly doubles as dessert. Leftovers keep in the fridge for up to 3 days.
Get the Recipe: Sweet Potato Casserole With Marshmallows and Pecans
Classic Southern Deviled Eggs

Deviled eggs have been on holiday tables forever, and nobody owns up to how many they ate. The filling is just yolks beaten smooth with mayo, sweet relish, and a little mustard, with paprika on top.
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Scalloped Potatoes

Nothing hides in scalloped potatoes: thin slices, a creamy sauce, and time. Bake them low and slow, and the slices go tender while the top turns bubbly.
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Easy Cheesy Tennessee Onions

A pan of baked onions doesn’t sound like much, and that’s the surprise. Sweet Vidalia slices bake with butter and herbs under melted cheddar until the top bubbles. They sit nicely beside roast turkey.
Get the Recipe: Easy Cheesy Tennessee Onions
Gluten-Free Stuffing with Mushrooms for Turkey

The year it was my turn to host, I wanted a gluten-free stuffing people would clap for. Day-old bread soaks up the broth best, and caramelizing the mushrooms first gives it a deep, savory flavor.
Get the Recipe: Gluten-Free Stuffing with Mushrooms for Turkey
Southern Pineapple Cheese Casserole with Ritz Crackers

Pineapple and cheese in the same dish sounds like a dare. Under a buttery Ritz cracker topping, the sweet fruit and the cheese turn into a Southern side that’s hard to describe and easy to finish.
Get the Recipe: Southern Pineapple Cheese Casserole with Ritz Crackers
Cranberry Fluff Salad

My kids ask for cranberry fluff before they sit down, and it takes about 10 minutes to make. Cranberry sauce, crushed pineapple, mini marshmallows, and whipped cream get stirred together and chilled, so it’s cool, sweet, and a little silly next to hot turkey.
Get the Recipe: Cranberry Fluff Salad
Homemade Corn Casserole

Corn casserole is our family’s comfort food, so I’m biased. Sour cream, cornmeal, eggs, and corn kernels bake into a golden top over a soft, cornbread-like inside. Call me biased, but the spoon keeps going back in.
Get the Recipe: Homemade Corn Casserole
People can side-eye the retro salad all they want, but an empty serving bowl tells the truth. Which vintage side would you defend?
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